Wednesday WTF

The Eyes Have It. This Wisconsin Home Is Certified Creepy

By Mimi Perez / October 1, 2025 /

When the Gusman and I moved to Dallas in 1995, we lived in a duplex behind the Lovers Lane Antique Market. Behind their building was a massive statue of Daniel Boone that was for sale. Because of the fence that separated our street from their property, we could only see Daniel Boone from the shoulders…

The Writing’s on the Wall for This ‘Immaculate’ Home and It Says ‘Train Voices’

By Mimi Perez / September 24, 2025 /

“This home is in immaculate condition and being sold As Is.” What do those words mean to you, my lovely readers, the majority of whom are masters of the real estate world? Until today, I thought immaculate meant spotlessly clean or containing no flaws. Apparently I was wrong. Hard to believe I know. Here’s another…

This Pennsylvania Home Experienced the Most Absurd Renovations in the History of Real Estate

By Mimi Perez / September 17, 2025 /

There are times when I wake up in the morning and I feel completely up for a challenge. Bring it on, as they say. Well great big donkey that I am, I said such an absurd thing when looking at the house featured in this week’s column. Mmm, mmm, mmm. Swimmers have the nicest physiques.…

AI Deserves a Swift Pickleball Paddle After Booting Jeeves From This Illinois Home

By Mimi Perez / September 10, 2025 /

Fair warning, I am underdressed to write about the home featured in this week’s column. But allow me to say that unless you are in a three piece suit with a pocket watch or wearing some dress with 10 pounds of underwear, a parasol, and go around saying “Well I do declare,” then, you too,…

The Krypton-Red Home That Would Test Even Superman’s Super (Handsome) Strength

By Mimi Perez / August 27, 2025 /

The Gusman and I have had the pleasure of getting to travel around this country of ours. One of our more interesting trips was to Alaska. The natural beauty was super. I am so glad that is a state I got to see. The people, however, are bongo bananas. You know who would agree with…