Wednesday WTF

This Washington Home Is a Contender for Being the Bro-iest Bro House Ever Built

By Mimi Perez / October 15, 2025 /

I have reached a point in my writing career that I am no longer surprised when I come across a home that actually surpasses a previous nutball home I’ve written about. Case in point: the urinal house. That’s right. There were two urinals installed in the kitchen bar across from the keg. At that time…

Poet Maya Angelou Would Absolutely Believe That No Woman Has Even Entered this Home

By Mimi Perez / October 8, 2025 /

The great Maya Angelou coined the phrase, “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.” It is sound advice and very on point. When she voiced those words I am fairly certain she was referring to people as opposed to a house. If only Maya were still with us I would…

The Eyes Have It. This Wisconsin Home Is Certified Creepy

By Mimi Perez / October 1, 2025 /

When the Gusman and I moved to Dallas in 1995, we lived in a duplex behind the Lovers Lane Antique Market. Behind their building was a massive statue of Daniel Boone that was for sale. Because of the fence that separated our street from their property, we could only see Daniel Boone from the shoulders…

The Writing’s on the Wall for This ‘Immaculate’ Home and It Says ‘Train Voices’

By Mimi Perez / September 24, 2025 /

“This home is in immaculate condition and being sold As Is.” What do those words mean to you, my lovely readers, the majority of whom are masters of the real estate world? Until today, I thought immaculate meant spotlessly clean or containing no flaws. Apparently I was wrong. Hard to believe I know. Here’s another…

This Pennsylvania Home Experienced the Most Absurd Renovations in the History of Real Estate

By Mimi Perez / September 17, 2025 /

There are times when I wake up in the morning and I feel completely up for a challenge. Bring it on, as they say. Well great big donkey that I am, I said such an absurd thing when looking at the house featured in this week’s column. Mmm, mmm, mmm. Swimmers have the nicest physiques.…