Wednesday WTF

Opa! This California Home Is Just Like Visiting the Greek Isles With a Sad, Lonely Man

By Mimi Perez / August 20, 2025 /

Opa! We are going to Greece my peoples. The Mediterranean calls and we must go. There is a home there that must be seen. Opa! What’s the matter my peoples? Why are you being so low energy? Is it because you know that I promise these great trips only to end up in Oklahoma at…

Missouri Home Tops Florida in Bringing the Crazy to the Show Me State

By Mimi Perez / August 13, 2025 /

A lot of the homes I write about are either on the West Coast or in Florida. I absolutely love the West Coast. As for Florida, well, it’s Florida. Every now and then, though, a very sensible Midwest state will escape from the farm and come out with a nutball home. When it calls for…

Mimi + Shelby Investigate: The Rhode Island Castle That Practically Screams Murder

By Mimi Perez / August 6, 2025 /

Hello my peoples. Today is your lucky day. You are getting a fabulous 2-for-1 deal this week because not only are you getting my world famous witticisms regarding this piece of real estate but my wonderful Executive Editor Shelby Skrhak is getting in on the fun. You are really lucky because Shelby is a renowned…

I Have a Sinking Feeling This Illinois Property Will Not Be on the Market for Long

By Mimi Perez / July 30, 2025 /

One of my oldest dreams is to own a home at the beach. The sound of the waves on the shore is just my little slice of heaven. Over the years I have redefined my dreams. It went from a beach front property to just plain, old waterfront property and it is quickly sliding into…

Wowsers! This Michigan Home Takes the Worst of the ’70s Doesn’t Hold Back

By Mimi Perez / July 23, 2025 /

July is my CandyDirt.com anniversary. That’s right, it’s been four years since I started writing about whackidoo homes and it has been quite the eye-opener. Not only have mirrors been hung is the most questionable of locales, urinals found a home in the kitchen and, with underlighting becoming a thing in the world of home…