Wednesday WTF

This Malibu Home Will Poke Your Eye Out With All the Triangles

By Mimi Perez / December 4, 2024 /

What do you get when you combine geometry and DIY home design? A house that resembles some futuristic airport that will poke your eye out. Really, there are so many triangles in this house, you will poke your eye out.  What is worse is that this house does not have the fun aspect of airports…

Not One But Two Dragons Go RAWR! at this North Carolina Home

By Mimi Perez / November 27, 2024 /

RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!  Believe me when I say you can not start a column about this week’s home any other way. I love this house so much that it has shot to the top of the list as my most fav, like ever. RAWR! Understand that it is tough to crack the top of that…

Long Beach Home is Perfect for the Flouncy Pouncey Pirate in All of Us

By Mimi Perez / November 20, 2024 /

The opening salvo for this week’s column has been quite the challenge. The best way to describe this house is that it bears a strong resemblance to a pirate ship if said pirate ship were made out of rocks. Pirate ship, you ask? How in the name of everything good and holy does a house…

Uh-oh: That’s All You Have to Say About This Florida Home (and its Doll Army)

By Mimi Perez / November 13, 2024 /

“Uh-oh” is one of the most diabolical words in the English language. It can be fun and playful such as “Uh-oh spaghetti-O’s, I forgot my car keys.” Or, it can be foreboding to something scary or dangerous such as “Uh-ooohhh.” If someone uses the word uh-oh around you, you absolutely need to go on high…

Beverly Hills Home is the Perfect Place to Numb Your Bum

By Mimi Perez / November 6, 2024 /

Just looking at the house featured in this week’s column makes my butt go numb. I said what I said and I stand by it. Wait until you see this thing. There is little doubt that your butt will go numb. I know such things because I already had this discussion with the Gusman. He…