Wednesday WTF
“Uh-oh” is one of the most diabolical words in the English language. It can be fun and playful such as “Uh-oh spaghetti-O’s, I forgot my car keys.” Or, it can be foreboding to something scary or dangerous such as “Uh-ooohhh.” If someone uses the word uh-oh around you, you absolutely need to go on high…
Just looking at the house featured in this week’s column makes my butt go numb. I said what I said and I stand by it. Wait until you see this thing. There is little doubt that your butt will go numb. I know such things because I already had this discussion with the Gusman. He…
“Let your imagination run wild” is how the description begins of the house featured in this week’s column. If I or any woman let our imagination run wild we would be strapping on our sneakers and running for dear life. You see, this house was designed by a killer bro. My dachshund legs would be…
Oh Oklahoma, it is time we had a talk. How are you? You did not seem well as you were driving home Saturday evening. I know it was hard to take the spanking UT handed you this past weekend. HOOK’EM HORNS!!! Even at the high rate of speed at which you were driving I could…
So I have a funny story for you my peoples. When I was about five years old my Mom and siblings went to Burger King. That would make it 1973. Now I know what you are thinking. “Mimi what in the hell? 1973?” No, no, trust me. It’s 1973. We are at the Burger King.…
