Wednesday WTF
“Let your imagination run wild” is how the description begins of the house featured in this week’s column. If I or any woman let our imagination run wild we would be strapping on our sneakers and running for dear life. You see, this house was designed by a killer bro. My dachshund legs would be…
Oh Oklahoma, it is time we had a talk. How are you? You did not seem well as you were driving home Saturday evening. I know it was hard to take the spanking UT handed you this past weekend. HOOK’EM HORNS!!! Even at the high rate of speed at which you were driving I could…
So I have a funny story for you my peoples. When I was about five years old my Mom and siblings went to Burger King. That would make it 1973. Now I know what you are thinking. “Mimi what in the hell? 1973?” No, no, trust me. It’s 1973. We are at the Burger King.…
One of the greatest toys to ever hit the market was Silly Putty. For the Gen X kids that were left to their own devices, Silly Putty reigned. Before game consoles became a thing, one ounce of Silly Putty, sold in a little red egg, was unbelievably entertaining. You could stretch it, make imprints, bounce…
A little-known fact about myself is that when I have a fever I get delirious. I come up with the most sensational ideas and dreams and devise the greatest way to implement them. I typically pass out and when I wake up I go through the entire process again. While I was dating my future…
