Wednesday WTF

Smash the Patriarchy and This Colorado Home While You’re at it

By Mimi Perez / January 8, 2025 /

It is never too early in the year to start smashing the patriarchy. For that matter, it is never too late in the year to smash the patriarchy. Simply put, it is always the right time to smash the ever-loving crap out of the patriarchy and it begins with the house featured in this week’s…

Jersey Home Rings in the New Year and Brings Out the Shine

By Mimi Perez / January 1, 2025 /

Woo Hoo! January 1, 2025! Happy New Year my lovelies!!! I have little doubt that all of you had a fabulous time ringing in the New Year. Parties, champagne, dancing, perhaps a little bit too much champagne. In honor of the new year and taking into consideration how you are feeling this morning, I have…

Spider Monkeys, Flamingos, and a Turducken Left Me Gobsmacked in 2024

By Mimi Perez / December 25, 2024 /

Oh 2024, you started out just like Thelma and Louise. Happy and carefree. Ready to take on the world and look for some adventures. The Gusman and I were bouncing right along to our own tune. We were blessed enough to watch our girl graduate with her Master of Fine Arts and move her to…

The Only Thing Missing From This ’80s Mall-Inspired House Is You. For Sure

By Mimi Perez / December 18, 2024 /

Ring, ring. Ring, ring. “Hello?” “It’s the 1980s calling. Do you want to go to the mall?” “Will Hollywood Video, Waldenbooks, and Gadzooks be there?” “Oh yes and their friends Wicks ‘N’ Sticks, Orange Julius, and Radio Shack will be there too. So are you in?” “For sure. You had me at ‘It’s the 1980s.’”…

Forget the House and the Chaos, This NY Home Has the Most Incredible Purple Velvet Couch

By Mimi Perez / December 11, 2024 /

Okay my lovelies, I know you are trying to figure out what to get me for Christmas. Perhaps in the past I have asked for a house or two — and maybe, just maybe, that was a little unrealistic. Maybe. This year though, I have made it really easy for you. Oh baby. Just so…