Wednesday WTF
One of the first things a stager or Realtor will tell you when you go to list your house is that you should remove things that are “taste-specific,” which is why we’re not uh, lovin’ this week’s Wednesday WTF listing from Rockville Center, New York. You see, while we’re all for personality, this otherwise perfect…
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Our New York pad for this week’s Wednesday WTF reminds me of this date I had once. Guys, he was dreamy. He was a gentleman. He knew how to make a souffle from scratch (both literally and euphemistically). But one day, we did laundry together, and I discovered that he used fabric softener for everything.…
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TikTok is something that used to be for all the cool kids but now even grandmothers are on it. But it also seems to be the place to go if you are a Realtor who wants to get noticed. Last week, a certain executive editrix slid into my texts to say, “Hey, you should look…
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Ah, New Jersey. Often maligned and mocked, the state brought us many fine things, including Bruce Springsteen and I’m sure other things. Seriously, I googled “Good things about New Jersey” and came up with this list that includes: “It produces the most chemicals in the nation and has 108 toxic waste dumps – more than any other state.” I…
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This week’s Wednesday WTF is a St. Louis house that broke my dang brain. I don’t even know how to explain this house because gestures, grunts, and squeaks don’t work in written format. First, let me say that the original listing was apparently removed a couple of days ago, which gave me a little bit…
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