Wednesday WTF

No Napping Allowed While Looking At This Delightful Handyman Special

By Mimi Perez / November 15, 2023 /

In a distant time long, long ago I used to work as a temp. It was great. No commitment to any one company and I worked when I wanted. Now there was this one gig that was sensational. They paid really well and had no policy against napping during the work day. Well, at least…

Hate Leg Day? This Split Level in Illinois Will Mean You’ll Never Have to Do Another Squat

By Mimi Perez / November 8, 2023 /

There are some mean people in this world. I am not talking about the name calling kind of mean people. I am talking about the “I’m gonna mess you up” kind of mean people. I put it before all of you that these types of hateful souls should not design homes. Do not be fooled…

Can You Take a Chintz? Pushy Pillows And Rude Draperies Set The Tone in This Ohio Home

By Mimi Perez / November 1, 2023 /

I think I finally found the listing that has broken me. You read that right. More than 100 columns of some pretty nutty houses under my belt and it is this listing that has left me with a splitting headache and has me saying in my out-loud voice “What The Fuuuuuudge!” It is not just…

When Pickleball is Life, Even Murder Houses Are Potential Dream Homes

By Mimi Perez / October 18, 2023 /

Okay my peoples, true confession time. Pickleball is life. The thwack, the pop, the not being able to keep up with the score, the making up the rules as we go. I love it so much. Pickleball is life. That is why I sobbed like a little baby when I was told I could not…

Want to Live in a Mausoleum? This Home Comes Complete With Portals And an ’80s Mall Look

By Mimi Perez / October 11, 2023 /

So you say you want to live in a mausoleum with skylights, a Sbarro Pizza, an Orange Julius, and a Sears? Oh yeah, and valet parking. We cannot forget about the valet parking. Well fam, I can make all of that happen for you. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. No, no, really I can. The feel…