Wednesday WTF

This Virginia Yurt Bears a Strong Resemblance to My New Vegetable Slicer

By Mimi Perez / June 21, 2023 /

It is truth-telling time, my peoples. When infomercials come on, I am hypnotized. It is not just any infomercial that gets my attention. It is the infomercials that concern kitchen gadgets. I cannot give my money to them fast enough. My family has learned my tell and they hide my wallet. Those killjoys kept me…

For One Ohio Real Estate Agent, This Renaissance-Inspired Cottage Brings The Prose

By Mimi Perez / June 14, 2023 /

“Art is the distilled essence of the human soul. Some merely sip at the intoxicating brew of creativity, others merely sate their thirst, but for a few, creativity flows like an unending stream, painting the canvas of our world with strokes of brilliance that endure on walls and canvases, across wood and stone, upon floors…

Bohemian Bombay Beach Lifestyle Just $45K Away

By Mimi Perez / June 7, 2023 /

Yeah baby! Californiaaa. The land of milk and honey. Whoooo! I love California. The beaches, the California cool lifestyle. Yeah, baby! I am down for all of it. And let me tell you, I have found my little slice of heaven in Bombay Beach. So what if Bombay Beach is 223 feet below sea level?…

Words Matter: This Missouri Home is More Like a Funhouse

By Mimi Perez / May 31, 2023 /

Words matter. They can soften bad news or make mediocre news seem wonderful. Words are incredibly powerful. Take the description of the home featured in this week’s column. The listing agent encourages us to “Check out this artistic, creative, and museum-like historic home.” My mind automatically thought we were going to see some incredible paintings…

Star Studded Hollywood Home Will Make You Scream Hooray

By Mimi Perez / May 24, 2023 /

“Hooray for Hollywood,That screwy ballyhooey Hollywood,Where any office boy or young mechanic can be a panic,With just a good looking pan,Any barmaid can be a star maid,If she dances with or without a fan” Yeah, sing it Johnny! How fabulous is the word “ballyhooey?” It is the most perfect word to go with the home…