Wednesday WTF

This Quirky Seattle Home Has Monkeys Seeing Too Much

By Mimi Perez / April 13, 2022 /

One of my favorite animals is the monkey. They are quirky little beasts. Their chill, devil-may-care attitude is hysterical. They are where they are supposed to be and doing what they want to be doing. Oh to be a monkey. One minute they’re flopped out on a tree branch then out of nowhere they go…

Giddy-Up, Folks: Here’s House Porn That Will Yabba-Dabba-Do You Wrong

By Mimi Perez / April 6, 2022 /

I am getting straight to the point this week. If the characters from The Flintstones and Bonanza filmed a porn movie together it would be at the home featured in this week’s column. There you go. I have said it and it is out there now. I know what you are thinking, “Mimi, why do…

Tiled Spokane Triplex is Anything But Mellow

By Mimi Perez / March 30, 2022 /

In 2012 my family took a trip to the Pacific Northwest. Washington is incredible, by the way. It just so happens our trip coincided shortly after the state legalized marijuana. As my daughter and I were waiting for my husband, the banner headline in the newspaper read, “Local Stores Sold Out of Pot.” Now what…

Midcentury Modern House Porn Designed With Porn Porn in Mind

By Mimi Perez / March 23, 2022 /

If you are new to CandysDirt.com, allow me to introduce you to the term “House Porn™.” Our wonderful founder and publisher, Candy Evans, coined the term to describe a home that is decadent, lust-worthy, and you definitely get pleasure from looking at said home. The home featured in this week’s column dances around that definition…

These Cali and Hawaii Homes Battle Over Curb Appeal

By Mimi Perez / March 16, 2022 /

My two favorite states are California and Hawaii. They both have a distinctive “curb appeal.” My family has taken multiple trips to Cali and spent two-and-a-half glorious weeks in Hawaii, and if we had the means, we would move to either of those states in a heartbeat. Since I am the type of woman who…