Wednesday WTF
Pssst … hey you. Yeah, you … come here. We are going to play a game this week and I do not want my editor to find out. You see, the game we are going to play is a drinking game about the house featured in this week’s column. If you are reading this in…
Okay everybody, mark Aug. 22, 2022, on your calendar. The future is knocking and trust me, you want to answer that door. What is the significance behind that date you ask? That is the day George Jetson is born. Yes, that George Jetson. We know that when George Jetson was 40, there were flying space…
When I found the house to feature in this week’s column, I knew who my imaginary guest writer was going to be: Elmo. Elmo would absolutely appreciate this house. “Hi Elmo!” “Hi Mimi! Elmo is happy to be here helping you write. Elmo’s a good writer. Elmo likes to laugh and giggle.” “I know you…
When we last heard from our heroes, Bubba and Bubbina, they were enjoying the Tudor home that Bubba had “tudored” for his queen, Bubbina. While they were enjoying the bluegrass of Kentucky, they longed for the Ozark Mountains in Missouri. Since Bubba and Bubbina struck it rich with some of that Texas Tea, they have…
When I saw the house in this week’s column I immediately thought of Pigpen. You remember Pigpen from the Charlie Brown universe. He is the dirty little fellow who never took a shower. A cloud of dirt always followed him. His only redeeming quality was that he was not a major league jerk like Lucy…
