Wednesday WTF
“So babe, have you picked out a listing for this week’s column?” “Yes, darling, I have.” “What does the house look like, sweetie pie?” “It smells like a bowling alley, love of my life.” Yeah, that is how the conversation went in my home regarding the home featured in this week’s column. The conversation continued.…
My first introduction to something sleek and sexy was the television show The Addam’s Family. Gomez and Morticia Addams had a certain je ne sais quoi. Gomez was a smarmy fellow who was independently wealthy and passionately in love with his wife, Morticia. Morticia enjoyed cutting the buds off of roses and by simply saying…
Avast ye hearties! Tis’ be a new year for resolutions and good times. My resolve for this year is to live the life of an old seadog. Arrr you following along with me, you scallywags? No need for landlubbers. It is a pirate’s life for me. Now before you all contact CandysDirt.com and let them…
[Editor’s Note: While the CandysDirt.com team takes a hot minute this holiday season to recharge the ol’ Energizers, we’re serving up our very favorite stories from 2021. Enjoy!] Mimi: I chose my Alpacalypse column to run again because no one has Venmo’d me $1 million and I am still waiting. I promise you, $1 million will fit me…
Little forest creatures that clean your house and wash your laundry are a perfect example of something being too good to be true. I have discussed these delightful little forest animals that clean homes quite a bit in my columns. You can see how much I want that to really exist. Really, I do, a…
