Wednesday WTF

Mr. Hand Would Think The Owners of This Pennsylvania Townhome Are on Dope

By Mimi Perez / May 29, 2024 /

In the iconic 1980s movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High, history teacher Mr. Hand deduced that all of his students and basically, society in general, are on dope. This movie was made well before dope became legalized in various states. Mr. Hand was a visionary. Who knew? Now, Mr. Hand was the first person I…

Pittsburgh Home Brings The Crazy With Animal Print Rugs And Lots of Velvet

By Mimi Perez / May 22, 2024 /

During my freshman year of college I was a psychology major. I found it very interesting to see the level of crazy that existed in the world and try to help some people along the way. It was not meant to be, however. I could not keep up with all the reading because my eyes…

Mob Wife Wannabe Transforms Brooklyn Home With Gaudy Decor

By Mimi Perez / May 8, 2024 /

As I was looking for something to write about I came across what can only be described as the most gaudy decor ever put into a house. Truly, it is glorious. I showed the listing to a friend and she said it looked like the kind of home a mob wife would own.  Being a…

Like a Turducken, This Florida Home is Stuffed With a Helicopter, a Car, And a Plane

By Mimi Perez / May 1, 2024 /

It should come as no surprise that the turducken was created in the South. Only in the South would someone stuff a deboned chicken into a deboned duck and then take that combination and jam it into a deboned turkey. Former football coach and commentator John Madden ripped into one with his bare hands so…

Colorado Home Will Leave You Gobsmacked And Counting Chandeliers

By Mimi Perez / April 24, 2024 /

To be overwhelmed with wonder and surprise is to be gobsmacked. Boys and girls, gobsmacked is the word of the day — at least the word that offers the best description for how you will feel after you see the house featured in this week’s column. I know, I know, I can sense the doubt…