Wednesday WTF

This Home is ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ For Goths

By Mimi Perez / January 12, 2022 /

My first introduction to something sleek and sexy was the television show The Addam’s Family. Gomez and Morticia Addams had a certain je ne sais quoi. Gomez was a smarmy fellow who was independently wealthy and passionately in love with his wife, Morticia. Morticia enjoyed cutting the buds off of roses and by simply saying…

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Calling All Salty Dogs: This Pirate’s Home is Literally Swinging

By Mimi Perez / January 5, 2022 /

Avast ye hearties! Tis’ be a new year for resolutions and good times. My resolve for this year is to live the life of an old seadog. Arrr you following along with me, you scallywags? No need for landlubbers. It is a pirate’s life for me. Now before you all contact CandysDirt.com and let them…

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Best of 2021: Let the Alpacalypse Happen at This New Mexico Ranch

By Mimi Perez / December 29, 2021 /

[Editor’s Note: While the CandysDirt.com team takes a hot minute this holiday season to recharge the ol’ Energizers, we’re serving up our very favorite stories from 2021. Enjoy!] Mimi: I chose my Alpacalypse column to run again because no one has Venmo’d me $1 million and I am still waiting. I promise you, $1 million will fit me…

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Forgotten Forest Fails to Bring Fairyland Enchantment

By Mimi Perez / December 22, 2021 /

Little forest creatures that clean your house and wash your laundry are a perfect example of something being too good to be true. I have discussed these delightful little forest animals that clean homes quite a bit in my columns. You can see how much I want that to really exist. Really, I do, a…

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How Do You Show Off a Listing’s Features? With a Dog in a Tutu

By Mimi Perez / December 15, 2021 /

“Objectivity is a noun that means a lack of bias, judgment, or prejudice.” That definition comes from www.vocabulary.com. The definition of the word objectivity is going to weigh heavily when we discuss the home featured in this week’s column. There are some professions that do not require objectivity. Anything to do with math, for example.…

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