Wednesday WTF

When I found the house to feature in this week’s column, I knew who my imaginary guest writer was going to be: Elmo. Elmo would absolutely appreciate this house.  “Hi Elmo!”  “Hi Mimi! Elmo is happy to be here helping you write. Elmo’s a good writer. Elmo likes to laugh and giggle.” “I know you…

When we last heard from our heroes, Bubba and Bubbina, they were enjoying the Tudor home that Bubba had “tudored” for his queen, Bubbina. While they were enjoying the bluegrass of Kentucky, they longed for the Ozark Mountains in Missouri. Since Bubba and Bubbina struck it rich with some of that Texas Tea, they have…

When I saw the house in this week’s column I immediately thought of Pigpen. You remember Pigpen from the Charlie Brown universe. He is the dirty little fellow who never took a shower. A cloud of dirt always followed him.  His only redeeming quality was that he was not a major league jerk like Lucy…

One of my favorite animals is the monkey. They are quirky little beasts. Their chill, devil-may-care attitude is hysterical. They are where they are supposed to be and doing what they want to be doing. Oh to be a monkey. One minute they’re flopped out on a tree branch then out of nowhere they go…

I am getting straight to the point this week. If the characters from The Flintstones and Bonanza filmed a porn movie together it would be at the home featured in this week’s column. There you go. I have said it and it is out there now. I know what you are thinking, “Mimi, why do…