When Realtors Call a House Sex on the Block, You Know You Have a Winner : Monday Morning Millionaire II

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1233 Spyglass Drive viewLast Thursday, I was treated to a reception at 3622 Edgewater in such a special Uptown location, and such a stunning home, I came home and started thinking about selling my own place.

Then I checked my fertility.

Now if you know me, I do this about three or four times a week — think about selling my own home, (not my fertility) – especially after paying property taxes, which I did last week. I thought I was very well behaved this year. Got on line, charged them,  did not break any windows this year, did not bore you with my cursing!

Jarrad BarnesBack to 3622 Edgewater, marketed by Jarrad Barnes and Tricia Weiner: this house is stunning and sexy as hell. I would not be surprised if a few agents who attended the par-tee end up preggers in a week or so. We were all in the master shower with our wine — well, it WAS hot — and we had six of us nestled in there quite comfortably. The shower is larger than the rooftop car wash shower at The Joule.

3622 Edgewater group showerThe contemporary architecture of this three-story townome has an incredibly high-end interior finish out with three bedrooms, 3 and a half baths, 4 outdoor areas and a stunning rooftop deck. I will be on the deck for the fourth of July. Giving you notice, whoever buys this home: I’ll squat for a day seize your home on July 4 for a party on that patio.

Walk in to a beautiful sleek garden and side yard with a bubbling spa and water wall. This floor has the oversized two-car garage, one bedroom and bath. Up you go to the main floor — sunken over- the -top kitchen, living room, power room and dining. Head up to floor three — oh, knees hurting? No problem, there is an elevator to all three floors and the rooftop. I felt not one pang of claustrophobia inside, either. The bedroom floor is home to a magnificent master bedroom with great downtown views, huge bathroom with car wash shower, mammoth closet space, fireplace. Another bedroom on this floor. Then you take the elevator up to the roof deck and take in the city of Dallas from a vantage point in Northern Hills that actually has hills, trees, and other real items of nature! More photos coming soon of this property and you will be drooling. I promise. 2800 square feet. Priced at $1,350,000. And I want it!

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Candy Evans

A real estate muckraker, Candy Evans is one of the nation’s leading real estate reporters. She is also the North Texas real estate editor for Forbes.com, CultureMap Dallas, Modern Luxury Dallas, & the Katy Trail Weekly. Candy has written for Joel Kotkin’s The New Geography, Inman Real Estate News, plus a host of national sites. Constantly breaking celebrity real estate news, she scooped former president George W. Bush's Dallas home in 2008. She is the founder and publisher of her signature CandysDirt.com, and SecondShelters.com, devoted to the vacation home market. Her verticals have won many awards, including Best Blog by the venerable National Association of Real Estate Editors, one of the nation’s oldest and most prestigious journalism associations. Candy holds an active Texas real estate license but does not sell. She is on the Board of Directors of Braemar Hotels & Resorts (BHR).

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