Midcentury Modern House Porn Designed With Porn Porn in Mind
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If you are new to CandysDirt.com, allow me to introduce you to the term “House Porn™.” Our wonderful founder and publisher, Candy Evans, coined the term to describe a home that is decadent, lust-worthy, and you definitely get pleasure from looking at said home.
The home featured in this week’s column dances around that definition of house porn. Maestro, cue Barry White’s “Can’t Get Enough of Your Love, Babe.”
“I’ve heard people say that
Too much of anything is not good for you, baby
Oh no
But I don’t know about that”
It is as though this home was Barry’s muse for this song. This house was built not for just House Porn™ but for porn porn, and it is glorious.
This four-bedroom, two-and-a-half-bathroom house is located at 5110 Antelope Lane, Smoke Rise, Georgia. The sellers are asking $475K for this 2,772-square-foot palace of love.
The listing agent simply nailed this house (no pun intended) in the description.
”Unusual Mid-Century Modern … smoky mirror tiles laced with gold are set in the ceiling and between cork panels of the wall reflecting light through floor to ceiling windows.”
In case it is lost on you, this foyer is a foreshadowing of what is to come. Take it away Barry.
“There’s many times that we’ve loved”
“We’ve shared love and made love”
“It doesn’t seem to me like it’s enough
There’s just not enough of it
There’s just not enough
Oh oh, babe
Oh babe”
The chimney has mirrored glass all around. Lights are set into the Art Deco wall of discs and shelves. The scoop couch and consoles are built-ins. Wait, what is that you are saying? You say you want more intimacy?
Well then, here is a sunken living room with a circular sofa and another fireplace.
As for the bedrooms, I will just quote the listing agent.
“It is easy to imagine that Mae West slept under the circular canopy in the first front bedroom.”
Sing it, Barry…
“My darling I
Can’t get enough of your love, babe”
But you will get an eyeful with the floor-to-ceiling mirrors.
The crème de la crème est la primary suite.
The owners really F’ed this bedroom and by F’ed I mean Fung Shui’d with the Asian-themed indoor garden.
So there we go. House Porn™ for porn porn. Welcome to CandysDirt.com, newbies. Take us out Barry.
“Girl, I don’t know, I don’t know why
Can’t get enough of your love, babe.”
For more photos go here.
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One simply CANNOT read this without the suggested soundtrack!!
I know! I love Barry White. Thanks for the read. Have a great week.
This was hilarious!! Thanks for making my day better by making me laugh!
I am really glad you got a good laugh. I had fun writing this one. Have a great day and thanks for the read.
This is pretty disgusting! Not up to your usual standards. Sad.
Hi Cici. I am sorry I disappaointed you. I will try to do better next time. Wishing you the best.
Notice the Texas Flag in the downstairs photos?
Hah! I did not see the Texas flag. That’s too much. Thanks for the read.
Oh, Cici, lighten up!! There is so much to cry about in the world right now. Laugh whenever you can!