Wednesday WTF
One of the most popular shows in the ’80s was Murder, She Wrote. Angela Lansbury starred as Jessica Fletcher, a retired English teacher, mystery novelist, and amateur sleuth. One of the running jokes about Murder, She Wrote was that Jessica Fletcher was the kiss of death. Wherever she went, murder was sure to follow. Assuming…
“So babe, have you picked out a listing for this week’s column?” “Yes, darling, I have.” “What does the house look like, sweetie pie?” “It smells like a bowling alley, love of my life.” Yeah, that is how the conversation went in my home regarding the home featured in this week’s column. The conversation continued.…
My first introduction to something sleek and sexy was the television show The Addam’s Family. Gomez and Morticia Addams had a certain je ne sais quoi. Gomez was a smarmy fellow who was independently wealthy and passionately in love with his wife, Morticia. Morticia enjoyed cutting the buds off of roses and by simply saying…
Avast ye hearties! Tis’ be a new year for resolutions and good times. My resolve for this year is to live the life of an old seadog. Arrr you following along with me, you scallywags? No need for landlubbers. It is a pirate’s life for me. Now before you all contact CandysDirt.com and let them…
[Editor’s Note: While the CandysDirt.com team takes a hot minute this holiday season to recharge the ol’ Energizers, we’re serving up our very favorite stories from 2021. Enjoy!] Mimi: I chose my Alpacalypse column to run again because no one has Venmo’d me $1 million and I am still waiting. I promise you, $1 million will fit me…