Wednesday WTF

No Sea Shantys Can Help Sell This Houseboat

By Mimi Perez / July 6, 2022 /

“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic port Aboard this tiny ship.” There is not an adult who grew up in the 1970s that does not know the theme song to Gilligan’s Island. In your head, you were singing those lyrics. It…

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That Next Truck Stop Could Be Your Dream House

By Mimi Perez / June 29, 2022 /

Remember that last family road trip where everyone in the car got a case of jimmy legs at the same time? Yes, they went to the bathroom before you left but now, everyone was at a 10 on the pee-pee scale and you had no choice but to pull into the dreaded truck stop. Yeah,…

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‘Mindhunter’ Delves Into Psyche of Madonna Wannabe

By Mimi Perez / June 22, 2022 /

Something you all may not know about me is that I used to be a top-ranking FBI profiler. That show Mindhunter is based on me. I write for CandysDirt.com because I needed more of a challenge professionally.  Do you remember the Lindbergh baby kidnapping? Yours truly solved that case and you are welcome, Charles Lindbergh.…

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Three Homes With Father’s Day Upgrades Any Dad Would Love

By Mimi Perez / June 15, 2022 /

One of the most difficult shopping days of the year is coming up: Father’s Day. I remember the time shortly after my parents retired to the beach that my siblings and I chipped in and bought our dad a grill. He was a master griller. Anyway, we haul this grill up two flights of stairs…

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Puns Make This Concrete House Hard to Bear

By Mimi Perez / June 8, 2022 /

concrete, puns, oregon

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