Wednesday WTF
The opening salvo for this week’s column has been quite the challenge. The best way to describe this house is that it bears a strong resemblance to a pirate ship if said pirate ship were made out of rocks. Pirate ship, you ask? How in the name of everything good and holy does a house…
“Uh-oh” is one of the most diabolical words in the English language. It can be fun and playful such as “Uh-oh spaghetti-O’s, I forgot my car keys.” Or, it can be foreboding to something scary or dangerous such as “Uh-ooohhh.” If someone uses the word uh-oh around you, you absolutely need to go on high…
Just looking at the house featured in this week’s column makes my butt go numb. I said what I said and I stand by it. Wait until you see this thing. There is little doubt that your butt will go numb. I know such things because I already had this discussion with the Gusman. He…
A shout out to all the witches buzzing around with the countdown to Halloween ticking away. I know this is their busy season but have I found a place for them to chill once Halloween is over. This is the perfect location for a nice little girls weekend so they can get some much needed…
“Let your imagination run wild” is how the description begins of the house featured in this week’s column. If I or any woman let our imagination run wild we would be strapping on our sneakers and running for dear life. You see, this house was designed by a killer bro. My dachshund legs would be…
