Real Estate Humor

This Canadian Home Could Pass for a Nevada Bordello with Hot Pink, Satin Walls, Eh?

By Mimi Perez / March 4, 2026 /

Canada has a nice disposition. They are mild-mannered people. With all their “eh?” and calling people “hosers,” they are similar to our most reliable neighbor who always makes sure they put the lids on their trashcans so nothing blows out and makes a mess. Love, love, love Canadians. That is why when I saw the…

I Have Seen the Light, and It’s Time to Leave This Jam-Packed South Carolina Home

By Mimi Perez / February 25, 2026 /

Something I often do when I’m writing about these WTF homes is I forget to include a photo of the exterior. You know, the curb appeal. My lovely editor, Shelby Skrhak, has to go back and include that picture for me. She does that so you delightful people can see the calm before the storm.…

Not Even RuPaul Would Mistake This Brooklyn Home for Being Eleganza Extravaganza

By Mimi Perez / February 18, 2026 /

While looking at the pictures of the house this week, the one person who kept coming to mind was RuPaul. During her show, RuPaul’s Drag Race, she will use the expression “Eleganza Extravaganza” to describe a curated blend of elegance and opulence in design. There is little doubt that the people who decorated this house…

There are Things Going On Inside This Nevada Home That Have to Be Seen to Be Believed

By Mimi Perez / February 11, 2026 /

There are times when I make up stories about the people who live in the homes I write about. It is the only way I can make their choices make sense to me. I absolutely had to do that this week because there were some things that were a little much, and then there were…

Fairy Tale or Fever Dream? This ‘Ultra-Moody’ Missouri Home Delivers Both

By Mimi Perez / February 4, 2026 /

“Welcome to the most whimsical, dreamy and ultra-moody home near Hannibal’s Historic Downtown District!” That is the first line of the description of this week’s featured home. I have seen Realtors use the words whimsical and dreamy to describe a home, but ultra-moody? That’s a first. Ultra-moody makes the house sound like a mean teenager…