Real Estate Humor
I dare say that if Wile E. Coyote lived in this week’s featured penthouse, he’d — perhaps, just perhaps — have gotten enough practice that the next time he battled against the Roadrunner, he would have been triumphant. You see, their battles always came down to reality versus fiction. Was the coyote’s scheme to capture…
Here’s some some behind the scenes CandysDirt.com dirt. At our staff meetings, we spend a lot of time talking about murder houses. No, not homes that kill people or homes that are so poorly decorated they would kill you from the shock to your sensibilities. I’m talking about homes where someone was killed. One of…
If the male loneliness epidemic were a house, it would be the one featured in this week’s column. Social isolation, single, lack of close friends, this house encompasses all of these attributes. In other words, it’s a scene, man. Milhouse is a perfect ambassador for this North Carolina home and for male loneliness. Don’t be…
The Oscars, that’s right, the granddaddy of all awards shows is coming up this Sunday. I love the Oscars. It is such a dramatic production. All these former theatre kids actually grew up to be actors and now there’s a chance to win an award. That is what I call a good time. Okay, so…
Canada has a nice disposition. They are mild-mannered people. With all their “eh?” and calling people “hosers,” they are similar to our most reliable neighbor who always makes sure they put the lids on their trashcans so nothing blows out and makes a mess. Love, love, love Canadians. That is why when I saw the…
