Real Estate Humor

New Year, New Nope: This Knoxville House Skipped Its New Year Resolution

By Mimi Perez / January 7, 2026 /

Happy New Year my peoples. I hope everyone had a fun yet restful holiday break. Now it’s back to what some consider reality. The horror. Even worse are those perky people who are commited to making new year’s resolutions. What better way to ruin the holiday buzz than by making those ridiculous resolutions?  Can I…

A Lonely Man and a Murder Investigation With a Gal Pal Made 2025 Funny and Memorable

By Mimi Perez / December 31, 2025 /

When the year began, I thought this might be the time when I run out of crazy homes to write about. I mean, how many living rooms can there be with stripper poles so you can workout while you watch “The Price is Right”? Apparently there were enough that I have reached a point where…

The 4 Funniest Home Inspection Finds of 2025

By Brenda Masse / December 27, 2025 /

First, a disclaimer: lest anyone think that home inspectors are sitting around laughing at them and their homes, these are licensed professionals who take their jobs very seriously. I, however, am not a licensed professional, and I find the silly things we do in our homes endlessly humorous. Sharing these foibles along with some home…

Having Downsized From Their North Pole Log Cabin, Santa and Mrs. Claus Move to Oklahoma

By Mimi Perez / December 24, 2025 /

So we pick up where we left off yesterday. Santa and Mrs. Claus decided to move and put their North Pole cottage on the market asking a cool $1.207 million. They decided they were done with wearing mukluks and 20 pounds of clothes to stay warm. So they downsized, packed up their remaining wares and…

Mermaids, Manatees and Dolphins Await You in this Florid-iest Florida Home in Weeki Wachee

By Mimi Perez / December 17, 2025 /

A long time friend was enchanted with mermaids. From the tailfin to the lore of mermaids in general, being a mermaid, swimming with mermaids was something she always wanted to do. Bingo! Now that we’re on the same page, I’ll continue. Now, being a woman in her mid-40s she thought her opportunity to swim with…