Real Estate Humor

Having Downsized From Their North Pole Log Cabin, Santa and Mrs. Claus Move to Oklahoma

By Mimi Perez / December 24, 2025 /

So we pick up where we left off yesterday. Santa and Mrs. Claus decided to move and put their North Pole cottage on the market asking a cool $1.207 million. They decided they were done with wearing mukluks and 20 pounds of clothes to stay warm. So they downsized, packed up their remaining wares and…

Mermaids, Manatees and Dolphins Await You in this Florid-iest Florida Home in Weeki Wachee

By Mimi Perez / December 17, 2025 /

A long time friend was enchanted with mermaids. From the tailfin to the lore of mermaids in general, being a mermaid, swimming with mermaids was something she always wanted to do. Bingo! Now that we’re on the same page, I’ll continue. Now, being a woman in her mid-40s she thought her opportunity to swim with…

Too Much of a Good Thing Is Not A Concern Owners Had When Picking the Wallpaper

By Mimi Perez / December 10, 2025 /

My dear ‘ol Granny used to say there can be too much of a good thing. It was usually while I was enjoying a cookie or a piece of cake. Even as a child, Mimi loved her baked goods. That gif is so on point I can’t even begin to tell you. I’m laughing to…

Even with an Almighty Sense of Humor, Jesus Would Find this Alabama Home a Bit Much

By Mimi Perez / December 3, 2025 /

In honor of the Christmas season, I found a house to feature this week that recognizes and fully embraces the “reason for the season.” No, no, I’m not talking about Santa. I’m talking about J-Man, Señor Savior, the Babe in search of a manger. That’s right. I’m talking about Jesus. Okay, this is not exactly…

Eastern European Opulence with Plenty of Banana Flooring Awaits You in Pennsylvania

By Mimi Perez / November 25, 2025 /

There was a time when I would eat a banana a day. Not only are bananas really good for you, the name is so fun to say. Baaa-Nah-Nuh. Three syllables. So much fun. Well, as it turns out, when I was pregnant my love affair with the delicious banana came to a screeching halt. I…