The $26M Manhattan Penthouse Where Wile E. Coyote Would Finally Catch the Roadrunner

I dare say that if Wile E. Coyote lived in this week’s featured penthouse, he’d — perhaps, just perhaps — have gotten enough practice that the next time he battled against the Roadrunner, he would have been triumphant.

You see, their battles always came down to reality versus fiction. Was the coyote’s scheme to capture and devour the Roadrunner really going to work? Or was it some Jedi mind trick that Wile E. Coyote knew the scheme was fake and did not actually believe, for example, that the painted mountain was a tunnel, and that is what ultimately caused the scheme to fail? It all comes down to the philosophy of manifestation, where focusing on desired outcomes can bring them about.

I bring this up because The Bugs Bunny Roadrunner Hour was the best Saturday morning cartoon ever made, and what else are we going to talk about? Current events? No, no, no. Current events are much too intense, so we’re sticking with Wile E. Coyote and the philosophy of manifestation. You are welcome.

Now, back to this penthouse. If Wile E. Coyote lived in this penthouse, then he would absolutely be able to study the philosophy of manifestation and perhaps get himself a meal. Let’s not forget the view. Wile E. Coyote would love the view.  Let’s take a look.

The wraparound terraces capture sweeping views of the East River, the 59th Street Bridge, and the iconic Manhattan skyline. What can I say? Wile E. Coyote has expensive tastes and will need to manifest $26 million.

He is so funny. I digress. Let’s look inside.

Manifest, manifest, manifest. Naturally, he would manifest himself a cozy bar with checkerboard tile to enjoy in his penthouse. That’s a coyote that has his priorities in order. Just sayin’.

The naked lady coming out of the candy bar would help Wile Coyote work on overcoming those ever-narrowing tunnels. Then there are the many obstacles that he always encountered.

In all fairness, not in any of the cartoons I ever watched was there an obstacle in the shape of a booby and nip in the center of a room, but I have not seen the new cartoons. 

The kitchen would be a great training ground for Wile E. Coyote because all he would see is his reflection in the cabinets, the table, the appliances, and so on.

Wile E. Coyote would have no issues with the lips on the wall.

He was a coyote ahead of his time. I do believe that is what you call “workin’ it.”

However, the primary closet here was not exactly what Wile E. Coyote wanted to manifest.

I know this seemed like a good idea at the time, but unless you’ve got a map or a label maker, there is no way you would be able to find what you need unless you push on no less than three doors. Again, a good idea that just isn’t practical.

Exactly!!! Okay, last but not least, the most Wile E. Coyote room of the entire house.

I think that light switch was actually used in one of the cartoons. It’s marvelous. The only thing left to be said is…

This 6,900 square-foot penthouse is located at One Sutton Place South in New York, New York and listed for $26 million.