Not One But Two Dragons Go RAWR! at this North Carolina Home

RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! 

Believe me when I say you can not start a column about this week’s home any other way. I love this house so much that it has shot to the top of the list as my most fav, like ever. RAWR!

Understand that it is tough to crack the top of that list because you are competing against the Elmo house, the Barry White house, and the Skittles house. Those are absolute masterpieces but just like that, the house this week shot to the top like a rocket. RAWR! RAWR!

Great lighting in the spacious kitchen.

A delightful living room.

As lovely as this staircase is, as well as the other rooms I showed you, none of it is RAWR! worthy. Now that the formalities are out of the way, let’s go outside. Make sure you have some water nearby and clear your throats because you are going to RAWR! right along with me.

It does not matter which door you go through. Behind those doors is a land of enchantment, wonder, and just a dash of danger. RAWR!

While over the top, this is an absolutely appropriate response to what you’re about to see.

What in the world is that? Oh wait…

Oh my God! It’s a dragon?

RAAAAWWWWRRRRR!

That’s right baby! This otherwise unassuming house is the home of the famous “Uncommon Garden” with waterfalls, grottos, a dojo, and, yes, dragons!

Feel the zen baby! Feel it.

The tree sculpture is aaahhhh-mazing. Let’s get back to the other animal sculptures.

This guy looks like the eagle from the Muppets.

It would be malpractice on my part if I didn’t show you the snake sculpture.

On and on and on it goes. Now if you’re thinking why didn’t they add a dojo, I got you fam.

Do you have any idea how good my karate skills would get if I lived here?

Fruit Loops wouldn’t stand a chance against me.

This oasis even has some Yin and Yang action.

I have saved the best for last.

This garden has not one but two dragons and the second dragon is reddish in color. RAWR!!! 

I will tell you it is homes like these that make me thankful. What a time to be alive. And with that my friends please know I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving! From my house to yours may you spend the day with those you enjoy and that they bring you an appropriate amount of alcohol to tolerate the ones you don’t. And for the love of God, eat the extra piece of pie.

See the more than 60 photos of this incredible North Carolina home priced at $1.7 million.