Perfect Home for Anyone Who Wants to Cheat on Their Spouse, Not House

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3203 Princeton extWhere oh where do cheaters go, besides the White House? They end up in glorious places like 3203 Princeton, yeah, in Highland Park. Check out this home, on the market for a mere $1,499,999 for 4129 square feet, .17 of an acre, built by Cole Smith in 1986. There are four cheatin’ bedrooms upstairs, formals down, a pool and spa, guest quarters over the garage, even a wine cellar. That dining room looks like some serious cheating took place there, all that passionate red. I cannot figure out why everything is painted so sherbert-y, unless that is like hinting about “dessert”. The home, unlike a marriage, is super easy maintenance and you just just lock and leave this home — cheaters love that!

3203 Princeton floorplan 3203 Princeton foyer 3203 Princeton LR 3203 Princeton studyThe home was designed by the architecture firm of Cole, Ekblad, and Associates, one of the reasons why the current owner bought the place.

Also, he loves to cheat.

Katy Trail access is prime, and you are walking distance to Knox Henderson, yet still on a quiet, private street. You are not, however, close to a Mortons The Steakhouse, where most cheaters dine.

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Cheaters need quiet and privacy. But they also need places to meet their “dates”, their “buddies”, their “friends with benefits.”

Now don’t get your hopes up, don’t go marching on over to this house and thinking it’s single. You’re not going to get a ring. The owner is Bobby Goldstein, founder and producer of the show, Cheaters.

I was just giving him a taste of his own medicine.


Candy Evans

A real estate muckraker, Candy Evans is one of the nation’s leading real estate reporters. She is also the North Texas real estate editor for, CultureMap Dallas, Modern Luxury Dallas, & the Katy Trail Weekly. Candy has written for Joel Kotkin’s The New Geography, Inman Real Estate News, plus a host of national sites. Constantly breaking celebrity real estate news, she scooped former president George W. Bush's Dallas home in 2008. She is the founder and publisher of her signature, and, devoted to the vacation home market. Her verticals have won many awards, including Best Blog by the venerable National Association of Real Estate Editors, one of the nation’s oldest and most prestigious journalism associations. Candy holds an active Texas real estate license but does not sell. She is on the Board of Directors of Braemar Hotels & Resorts (BHR).

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