Plano is So Boring? Gal Sues a Fitness Center for "Sexually Suggestive" Exercises That Have Rendered Her Very Upset

We are always making fun of Plano for being so boring: the crime rate up there is so low Forbes named it the safest U.S. city two years ago, the schools are very decent, and the homes pretty and affordable. If you live in Plano your life expectancy is about 81 years, and if you live there you care about the way you look: Men’s Health rated Plano as the second most vain city in the U.S., beating Dallas (number 4 on the list). But where do they get their exercise instructors? A Plano woman, we presume, is suing LA Fitness for what she is calling “sexually suggestive comments and exercises” she says her personal trainer at LA Fitness (in Plano) made to her about  “watching her chest”. One trainer even sent her a sexually suggestive text, she says (see below). Funny thing is, we were talking about this at Cooper Fitness the other night, where I work out. Not the sexually suggestive stuff, no! Cooper is undergoing a major remodel of the entire fitness center and we are DYING to get into the new part. But what we were discussing was all the choices we now have in places to exercise — Equinox, LA Fitness, Cooper. I want Cooper to start a pole-dancing class — it’s a great workout — but people in the know tell me that will be firmly nixed. I don’t know, was this woman, Jamie Johnson, violated or is she just being a prude? I mean, has your exercise instructor ever told you this:

” At one point, Johnson recalled the trainer saying: “I know you’re getting a good workout because your nipples are getting hard.”

I think I’m blushing. And how does that reflect on poor Plano? Maybe Plano is not so boring after all…