Wednesday WTF

Spider Monkeys, Flamingos, and a Turducken Left Me Gobsmacked in 2024

By Mimi Perez / December 25, 2024 /

Oh 2024, you started out just like Thelma and Louise. Happy and carefree. Ready to take on the world and look for some adventures. The Gusman and I were bouncing right along to our own tune. We were blessed enough to watch our girl graduate with her Master of Fine Arts and move her to…

The Only Thing Missing From This ’80s Mall-Inspired House Is You. For Sure

By Mimi Perez / December 18, 2024 /

Ring, ring. Ring, ring. “Hello?” “It’s the 1980s calling. Do you want to go to the mall?” “Will Hollywood Video, Waldenbooks, and Gadzooks be there?” “Oh yes and their friends Wicks ‘N’ Sticks, Orange Julius, and Radio Shack will be there too. So are you in?” “For sure. You had me at ‘It’s the 1980s.’”…

Forget the House and the Chaos, This NY Home Has the Most Incredible Purple Velvet Couch

By Mimi Perez / December 11, 2024 /

Okay my lovelies, I know you are trying to figure out what to get me for Christmas. Perhaps in the past I have asked for a house or two — and maybe, just maybe, that was a little unrealistic. Maybe. This year though, I have made it really easy for you. Oh baby. Just so…

This Malibu Home Will Poke Your Eye Out With All the Triangles

By Mimi Perez / December 4, 2024 /

What do you get when you combine geometry and DIY home design? A house that resembles some futuristic airport that will poke your eye out. Really, there are so many triangles in this house, you will poke your eye out.  What is worse is that this house does not have the fun aspect of airports…

Not One But Two Dragons Go RAWR! at this North Carolina Home

By Mimi Perez / November 27, 2024 /

RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!  Believe me when I say you can not start a column about this week’s home any other way. I love this house so much that it has shot to the top of the list as my most fav, like ever. RAWR! Understand that it is tough to crack the top of that…