Real Estate Humor

Louisiana, Eat Your Heart Out: New York Has You and Swamp Monsters Beat

By Mimi Perez / April 16, 2025 /

Let me tell you, I have found the dream home for the swamp monster in your life. Just so we are on the same page, I am not talking about your beloved who likes to wear camo all the time and blend in with the trees and bushes. I’m talking about an actual, honest to…

TW: Confined Spaces Will Raise Your Anxiety Levels, Send You Running

By Mimi Perez / April 9, 2025 /

For those with anxiety or issues with confined spaces, consider this a trigger warning (TW: claustrophobia). The home featured in this week’s column is going to cause you to have an episode. When I was done looking at this house I went to my front yard and laid down and stared at the sky. I…

Speedy Gonzales, My Fav Cartoon Mouse, Deserves This Beach Vacation Home in Mexico

By Mimi Perez / March 26, 2025 /

Speedy Gonzales is one of my all-time favorite cartoon characters. A creation of the genius Mel Blanc, Speedy was touted as the fastest mouse in all of Mexico. He wore a yellow sombrero and a white shirt and pants. Before he took off running he would yell “¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!, ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale!” His red kerchief gave…