Ohio Home is Perfect For an Outlaw Motorcycle Gang

The house featured in this week’s column has been getting a lot of attention on the interwebs. Creepy, weird, bizarre are just some of the descriptors these home aficionados have used. They are all wrong. The accurate words to describe this house are: outlaw motorcycle club.

It is not just any kind of home for any outlaw motorcycle club. It is the perfect home for the outlaw motorcycle club from the show Sons of Anarchy. 

For those not familiar with the show, the outlaw club from SOA dabbled in gun running, automotive repair, family time, the porn trade, and just hanging out at their clubhouse. You have all of that in this one house. 

Look at all that concrete. It is perfect for motorcycle and auto repairs. Greenspace is over-rated when you are an outlaw. This all-inclusive potential SOA set is located at 820 Prospect Avenue, Zanesville, Ohio. It has five bedrooms, five-and-a-half bathrooms, and is almost 9,000 square feet. The owners are asking $600,000.

We are going to start our tour with the dining room.

The big wood table next to the wall that divides the dining from the kitchen is an absolute must when you invite the outlaws over for dinner. The big wooden table is also a necessity for when you get angry with said outlaws and want to smash the dinner and break the plate.

See how great that works?

Now the kitchen, mmm, mmm, mmm. That is great for making some cake.

Beef cake, that is. Come on, you knew it was coming and you are welcome.

Let us move along to the porn rooms.

There is plenty of space for the lighting equipment and the lack of doors to the closets and bathrooms ensure no distractions for the viewers. Just an observation but that is some uncomfortable porn they are making because those beds have no box springs. 

Even Homer knows that back support is important.

Okay, enough of this domesticity, let us go to the clubhouse portion of the home.

Biker gangs do love their billiards and air hockey. Do you know what else they love?

Strippers. They really, really love strippers. This house has everything. So there you go. They could have filmed the entire SOA series right here. After seeing this home, you know your little inner outlaw is just itching to own this home.

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