Las Vegas Architectural ‘Masterpiece’ Is All About the Boobies and Butts

When I see or hear the term architectural masterpiece I think of the Taj Mahal, the Pyramid of Giza, or the Coliseum. What I do not think about is anything located in Las Vegas. What can I say? Las Vegas is more of a boobies and butts kind of town. Like 99% boobies and butts, and 0.111% architectural masterpiece, unless you are talking about the boobies (🍒) and butts (🍑) people have “upgraded” if you know what I mean.

You can imagine my surprise when I found this house for this week’s WTF column. It is described as an architectural masterpiece and is located in Las Vegas. Lawdy, lawdy, how can it be?

Starting off with such great potential, this Midcentury Modern home has seven bedrooms and five and a half bathrooms. More than 7,000 square feet in size, the home sits on nearly 1.25 acres. The owner is asking $2.85 million.

Aaahhh, hello Vegas. I do like the décor in the foyer though. It reminds me of The Gong Show.

I love the open kitchen and the colorful countertops could grow on me. The green mannequin in the corner with the “Daddy” halter top, however, is giving real 🍒 and 🍑 vibes.

You know what else gives me vibes? The hallway and bedrooms with wall-to-wall art featuring boobies and butts.

I could get into some real trouble in the bedrooms. Mimi needs her rest.

I could not sleep in the first bedroom because I would be perpetually waiting for the big cats to pounce on me. Then if I move over to the second room I would spend the rest of the night trying to figure out the wallpaper puzzle.

Now the final tip-off that this home is more about cherries and peaches than architecture — the family room.

Let us be honest with one another, shall we? You would not have believed that the house was in Vegas if there wasn’t a hot pink stripper pole mounted in the middle of the family room. As an added bonus, I give you the bar.

Now that is an architectural masterpiece!

See more photos of this home at 2315 Alta Drive in Las Vegas on the listing.