Mimi Perez

Mimi Perez is a freelance writer and photographer for CandysDirt.com who lives in the Elm Thicket/Northpark neighborhood located in northwest Dallas.

Feeling Overwhelmed by Your Property Taxes? Don’t Miss The May 16 Deadline to File Your Appraisal Protest

By Mimi Perez / May 5, 2022 /

So, how did you like your 2022 property tax appraisal? It is akin to sitting on not just one thumbtack but a slew of thumbtacks and instead of thumbtacks, they are nine-inch nails with real sharp points that are going straight into your tush. That is a pretty accurate description from the majority of Texans…

This Pennsylvania Ranch Home is Brought to You By The Letters W, T, And F

By Mimi Perez / May 4, 2022 /

When I found the house to feature in this week’s column, I knew who my imaginary guest writer was going to be: Elmo. Elmo would absolutely appreciate this house.  “Hi Elmo!”  “Hi Mimi! Elmo is happy to be here helping you write. Elmo’s a good writer. Elmo likes to laugh and giggle.” “I know you…

Bubba Turns Missouri Home Into a Castle With a “Turit”

By Mimi Perez / April 27, 2022 /

When we last heard from our heroes, Bubba and Bubbina, they were enjoying the Tudor home that Bubba had “tudored” for his queen, Bubbina. While they were enjoying the bluegrass of Kentucky, they longed for the Ozark Mountains in Missouri. Since Bubba and Bubbina struck it rich with some of that Texas Tea, they have…

Grab Your Eye Bleach For This Dirty House Porn That Pigpen Would Love

By Mimi Perez / April 20, 2022 /

When I saw the house in this week’s column I immediately thought of Pigpen. You remember Pigpen from the Charlie Brown universe. He is the dirty little fellow who never took a shower. A cloud of dirt always followed him.  His only redeeming quality was that he was not a major league jerk like Lucy…

This Quirky Seattle Home Has Monkeys Seeing Too Much

By Mimi Perez / April 13, 2022 /

One of my favorite animals is the monkey. They are quirky little beasts. Their chill, devil-may-care attitude is hysterical. They are where they are supposed to be and doing what they want to be doing. Oh to be a monkey. One minute they’re flopped out on a tree branch then out of nowhere they go…