Like we’ve said before — sometimes the Wednesday WTF garners this status because it’s uh, so surprising (sure, let’s go with that descriptor), and sometimes it is featured because it’s so amazing. And sometimes, like this celebrity home we’re about to show you, it’s both.
Let me say first that I love just about every damned thing about Geena Davis’s Pacific Palisades home.
It’s light, bright, and airy, and has enough room that you can quarantine in place and have plenty of places to hide from everyone you’ve lived with for hundreds of days straight now, unrelentingly, without any break.
But no, Geena’s house is gorgeous.
And Realtor David Offer makes no secret about the celebrity seller, either.
“Tucked away on a quiet cul de sac, just a stone’s throw from Caruso Village lies this magical, refined Mediterranean, home of two time Academy Award winning actor, Geena Davis. Situated on over 17,000 square feet of land and featuring wonderful volumes of space, clean lines, gorgeous wood floors, high ceilings and French doors throughout, this stately, elegant yet warm and inviting home will captivate from the moment you enter. Large central living room with fireplace, formal dining room and fabulous family room all open seamlessly to patios, trellis covered outdoor living room and lush tree-filled, very private garden with tree top vistas. Fabulous recently remodeled cook’s kitchen. Exceptional vaulted owner’s suite with sitting area, fireplace, private covered terrace, dual baths & fitted closets and separate office/gym, which could easily be a 4th upstairs bedroom. Three additional bedroom suites plus bonus upstairs family room and lovely office/den that overlooks the garden complete the ideal floor plan. Other spaces and amenities include a double height entry, beautiful antique Italian tiles, a bar, safe room and an oversized three car garage. A very special offering filled with romance and charm in a fabulous Palisades location.”
I, for one, love this principal bedroom.
And the balcony.
And the kitchen.
And pretty much every bedroom.
And this sitting area.
And this one, too …
I mean, this one …
Who doesn’t look at a gorgeous and serene living room and think, “If only the fireplace had … teeth?”
I mean, I love you Geena Davis, but your fireplace will kill me in my sleep.