Wednesday WTF: No Thanks, We’re Totally Stuffed

Just looked at this stately manse. It’s what I like to call “grand from the curb.” It is also, much like a Twinkie wrapped in kale, something that looks great for you but is stuffed with WTF on the inside.

You see, the house I found for this week may look like this on the outside …

But on the inside, it’s this, making it the perfect Wednesday WTF.

I mean, what fresh hell is this? I don’t even know how you move through the abode, it’s so stuffed with furniture.

But on the plus side, this living area is made for a rousing game of “The Floor is Lava.”

It also seems like maybe the rooms are color coded. And hey, look, crystal.

I mean, no, crystal.

And I’m not sure why we need to know this, but you can fit about 502,345 tables in this room.

There are plates in this bathroom.

And hey look, more tables.

And more tables.

Wait … is that …. more tables?

This four-bedroom, three-bath house in Princeton, Kentucky, was on the market for a few months, but recently was sold. It’s sad, but the new owners didn’t get all those tables.

“Home and lot only, furnishings not for sale,” the listing said. I’m sure the new owners found it felt like they doubled their square footage the next time they walked in.