Wednesday WTF

Calling All Witches: Your She Shed Awaits

By Mimi Perez / September 21, 2022 /

For the record, I want it noted that I have filed the first fall themed column of 2022 at CandysDirt.com.  You see, our awesome publisher offered a $25K bonus to the first writer that wrote a fall themed column. Thanks to the wonderful witches that are selling their home in Des Plaines, Illinois, yours truly…

Cottage Castle is Not Fine With the Little Lady

By Mimi Perez / September 7, 2022 /

Once upon a time, there was a happy couple that was looking to buy a home. “Now honey, a man’s home is his castle and I want to buy a castle,” he said in his deepest, burliest voice. “A castle? Noooo. I was hoping for a cute little cottage that is warm and cozy,” she…

Dog Crate House Asks ‘What The Shih Tzu?’

By Mimi Perez / August 31, 2022 /

In January 2020 we adopted a rescue dog. He had just turned one. He is half Corgi, half Chihuahua, half shepherd, half Lord knows what else. (No, we didn’t major in math.) He is a side-sitter. He has a long, tubular body with exceptionally stubby legs. We named him Hazel.  Do I need to say…

Storybook Gnome Home is Unique House Porn

By Mimi Perez / August 24, 2022 /

“Storybook home coming to life” is the perfect description for the home featured in this week’s column. I have lost track of the number of times I have mentioned my never ending desire to have magical woodland creatures come to my home to clean my bathroom, wash my floors and cook a couple of meals. …

Double-Wide Trailer Equals Double Disaster

By Mimi Perez / August 17, 2022 /

My husband made for the perfect source for this week’s column. In his early years his dad worked in the oil industry and that required a lot of moving. Their solution to housing was to simply have their home hitched up and moved from town to town. Yeah, my husband and his siblings were the…