Like a Turducken, This Florida Home is Stuffed With a Helicopter, a Car, And a Plane

It should come as no surprise that the turducken was created in the South. Only in the South would someone stuff a deboned chicken into a deboned duck and then take that combination and jam it into a deboned turkey. Former football coach and commentator John Madden ripped into one with his bare hands so he could show the football viewing public a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey.

The images still haunt me.

If only turduckens were made this way. I would buy tickets to see that show. I digress.

With flowers blooming and Thanksgiving a solid eight months away, you are probably wondering why I am talking about a turducken. Well, let me tell you, I have found a turducken of a house but instead of poultry, the house is stuffed with a Puma military helicopter, a car, and a bi-plane. 

The 10-bedroom, 10-and-a-half-bathroom house is located at 1213 Radiant Street, Reunion, Florida.  At almost 6,000 square feet, the owners are asking $2.38 million. That is a heck of a steal considering that the military helicopter is valued at more than $25 million. Let us go inside.

Consider the outside of the home along with the kitchen, dining, and living rooms the exterior of the turducken. It looks normal but wait. Now is the time we use our meaty John Madden hands to rip open this house and find that helicopter.

I present to you a military helicopter inside the house along with a 1930s Jaguar. Now what is super funny is that the Realtor wrote that this was a retired military helicopter. Like the new owners were going to try to fly the thing. My father.

I thought you would appreciate another shot of the Jaguar. 

You forgot about the bi-plane right? That is okay. I forgot about everything else when I saw the helicopter too. The things people do to their home. What they have done to the inside of the helicopter is the dream of every tween boy I have ever met.

Gaming. Flight. Simulator. 

So there you go my peoples, the only thing left to do is to come up with a name for this house that is on level with turducken. Perhaps helicarplane or pumaplanecar or, as suggested by my hubs, simply take the “ucken” out and go with the first four letters because you cannot spell turducken without T-U-R-D!

For more photos go here.