Adlene Neely Dealey

Adlene has been a real estate writer for the better half of a decade, but only recently came to CandysDirt.com to write our Wednesday WTF column. Have a doozy of a listing not fit for public consumption? She wants to see it.

Are Conversation Pits Back? Part One

By Adlene Neely Dealey / October 21, 2020 /

I don’t know what the benevolent Wednesday WTF fairies are drinking these days, but they bestowed me with not one but TWO homes with some kind of conversation pit-type situation and a whole lot of a bunch of other situations. I almost considered doing both at once (that’s what he said) but then I realized…

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A Palm Springs Home With All the Wallpaper (All Of It. Seriously.)

By Adlene Neely Dealey / October 14, 2020 /

Have you ever looked at wallpaper samples and liked so many you just ordered one of everything? No? Well, we’re pretty sure that’s what happened in this Palm Springs, California, townhome. If you’ve been following the Wednesday WTF long enough, you know we are big fans of the time capsule home — those homes that…

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Wisconsin House is $1M of Yabba-Dabba-Do-What?

By Adlene Neely Dealey / October 7, 2020 /

My favorite type of Wednesday WTF is the one that fools you into thinking its normal, and then — like this Wisconsin home we’re taking a gander at this week — does something so off-kilter that you walk away feeling a little dizzy and dazed. And, let’s be honest, that’s a mean feat in the…

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Bachelor Seeks Female to Take Advantage of Low Mortgage Interest Rates

By Adlene Neely Dealey / September 30, 2020 /

One of my favorite sets of characters in the definitely NSFW Broadway show Avenue Q is the Bad Idea Bears. And this week’s Wednesday WTF comes to us courtesy of what we suspect might have been a suggestion to a bachelor from his own personal Bad Idea Bears. In the musical, the Bad Idea Bears…

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We Can Not Believe This Florida Condo

By Adlene Neely Dealey / September 23, 2020 /

Fact I have learned while doing this job: You know a listing is a doozy when the Realtor talks about the exterior paint color before anything else, and this Florida condo lives up to every single bit of that maxim. “Driving up to the condominiums, you notice the towering palm trees, neat landscaping, and a…

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