This Georgia Home is so Rural You Can Partake of Naked Gardening

Sometimes, things just are not right. Peanut butter and pickles, cucumber on a pizza, naked gardening… I got you with that last one didn’t I? While none of these things should be accepted in decent society, naked gardening? That’s a big no. 

To prove my point I asked a really great friend of mine, who was not only reared on a farm but taught agriculture to high schoolers and grows the best peppers you have ever tasted. She and her husband will be planting their garden this coming weekend. I asked her if they would be doing some of this naked gardening as they till their soil.

Her response was that of a true Midwesterner. “No, we would never do that. Skin cancer, bugs, fertilizer blowing around.” Then she asked me what kind of house I had found that had naked gardening as a selling point. Midwesterners sure are smart, practical, but mostly really smart.

“Set on nearly 2 acres that feels like 100, open fields on one side, peaceful woods on the other and no neighbors in sight… enjoy gardening in your birthday suit, or embrace a retreat where time slows and life flows naturally.” Yeah, using naked gardening as a selling point, passing off two acres as 100 acres, the listing agent is pulling out all the stops with this Quonset Hut home. All that aside, the home is just a little bit off. Let’s take a look.

My brothers and sisters in Christ, what is up with those windows? You have different shaped windows, different types of frames for said windows. Then there is the electric meter and panel right by the front door. Perhaps this is why you can do naked gardening on this property. You are so focused on this whole window situation that naked people walking around with a hoe don’t really jump out.

Oh, why, hello sir.

The interior is lovely. I really like the light fixtures and look at those windows to watch the naked gardening.

At a little more than a 1,000 square feet, this hut makes a pretty good use of the space and the kitchen cabinet fits the rustic location.

But then we go upstairs and what do we see?

The center beam is just off center enough to drive one crazy and the window frames on the inside are not the same. But really, I am having to fight every urge to grab that center bar and rotate it just a smidge to make it centered.

You would think that if naked gardening was part of the sales pitch here….

Oh, why, hello again sir. Forget everything I’ve said about naked gardening and this house being slightly off. I’ve got no issues as long as Farmer Fred here conveys. No issues. None. Zip. I’m all for getting back to nature. Anyone seen my hoe?

See more of this Quonset Hut home located in Pavo, Georgia and listed for $185,000.