These Never Hit the Market: West Village Urban Loft is Sheer Sexy

I interrupt your Saturday to bring you urgent news: There is a condo/loft available in West Village, and it will make you SWOON!

Why not drop your fingernail file in the morning? Baby, you will surely do something with (or IN) this stunning, designed-to-the-nines-and-then-some West Village loft right above all the stores, steps away from the Magnolia Theater, and a quick jog or bike ride to the Katy Trail.

This is the perfect lock-and-leave home at 1,649 square feet but features a single bedroom, a guest bath, and a huge master bath and closet. The unit is so spacious the owner even has a baby grand gleaming between the kitchen and the living area.

Are you seeing this? I’m loving 100 percent of it.

With so many restaurants at your disposal, you probably won’t even touch the kitchen — it looks brand new, though this building was built in 2010 — but if we suffer through any more stay-at-home orders you can whip up gourmet meals in the Cantoni kitchen with an induction cooktop, large pantry, stainless appliances, two wine fridges, plus a huge island loaded with additional storage.

The unit has 14-foot ceilings, wide-plank hardwoods, and a huge private patio nestled in the treetops that serves as a second living area. Though you have zero maintenance, there is a community gym and pool and a two-car garage space reserved for the owner of 3699 McKinney.

You know how convenient the area is: my Salon Lure is right across Blackburn, so you can keep your tresses trimmed or colored.

The loft may be purchased with everything in it, and I do mean everything:

“The owner likes to sell his homes so he can basically move out his clothes and a toothbrush,” says listing agent Melissa Jennings with Briggs Freeman Sotheby’s. “We are talking leave the plates, leave the flatware.”

Sure simplifies packing! The home is listed at $574,000.