Listen In as The Ticket’s Morning Musers Introduce Their Official Real-Estate Agent

It was bound to happen in this hot real-estate market in Dallas-Fort Worth. The Musers, the morning show on KTCK-AM (1310)/KTCK-FM (96.7) The Ticket, introduced its official real estate agent, well, a parody of one.

In a recent segment riffing on Zillow’s popularity, Musers hosts George Dunham and Craig Miller interviewed Wheeler Deeler.

Wheeler Deeler spent his five-minute segment working his listings for Dunham and Miller. Gordon Keith, the Musers’ other co-host, was not around, which can be the case when some of the morning show’s best characters show up.

“I’ve been a Realtor here for 20 years, never seen a market hotter. This thing is on fire, guys,” Wheeler Deeler explained to the Musers.

Wheeler Deeler went on to peddle some outrageous listings for Dunham, including a five-bedroom with “gourmet bathrooms” and “wood-burning Viking appliances.”

At $500K for 6,700 square feet, “this is a bargain price,” Wheeler Deeler told Dunham. “Now, it was a place Dez Bryant lived in, so there’s lots of party damage here.”

So, agents, if you want to compare notes on your listing experiences, try this fun audio.