For This Wednesday, the WTF Wears Pink

I don’t know how to say this, but this week’s Wednesday WTF made us blush. Or something. It’s really pinkies up. We’re tickled pink to show you this. We pinked this one just for you.

Had enough yet?

No. No you have not. How do I know this? Because you haven’t actually seen this week’s Wednesday WTF.

I have. I also showed this listing to my boss. She’s asking to unsee it. It’s not that bad, if you like a decorating scheme that is like if Shelby Eatenton Latcherie’s wedding and a bordello had a Victorian baby.

I mean, right? I’m not wrong about this Chicago home, which the listing agent says was originally meant to be an investment property, a B&B if you will.

“And surely,” you say,”that darling shade of rosy blushness is just on the outside?”

But seriously are you new here? Would it be the WTF if it was just a house that was pink on the outside?

 

Let’s go in, shall we?

I mean, the carpet is the color of a burn book.

Yes, that door is the color of the inside of …

And here is one of the few rooms that isn’t pink.

Instead it’s just uh, yeah.

Now, I know some people are really in to pink, and some people think it’s just red’s weakest cousin. I’m pretty sure that when Karen Eubank, our fantastic writer and stager comes back from vacation, she’ll tell us that in addition to all the pink, there are like 500 pieces of furniture too much in this house, too.

Me? Pink is OK in concentrated doses. Like when you have intestinal discomfort or you buy from Mary Kay because you got invited to a party with free facials only to find out, again, nothing is free. #notbitter

This house is listed for $290,000. Approximately $285,000 of that is for bulk pink.