Wednesday WTF: It’s All Mice and Rainbows Over Here

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Look, y'all. A rainbow.Listen, sometimes the Wednesday WTF is one of those things where you’re recoiling and scared. Sometimes induces incredulity. But sometimes, it’s just so damned magical you just have to embrace it, because anything else is just incomprehensible.

This is one of those weeks.

I mean, how can you not love a house whose exterior shot includes a freakin’ rainbow? Are you made of stone? It’s a rainbow, in all it’s Lisa Frank unicorn glory, arching above this perfectly lovely two-story house in the Orlando suburb of Windermere, Florida.

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And it’s got so much room for activities. Like, seven bedrooms (with two master suites), six baths, and 4,822 square feet of room. And you can see the fireworks from Disney World every night.

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“So what’s wrong with it?” you ask. “There’s always something wrong with it. This is the Wednesday WTF.”

Cynics. Sometimes there’s nothing wrong with it. Sometimes, it’s a WTF because so much is right with it.

 

So you know how Disney World is like the happiest place on earth or something? Well, what if I told you that you could have a house that is uh, decorated to continue that feel-good something something you get when you go to Disney.

“No, I would not like this. What is wrong with you?” you say.

I mean, c’mon. It’s like if Disney World got swallowed up by the ocean, you’d be OK because you have your own. Dinglehoppers probably included.

Cat not included. Probably.

No? Still? Fine. But you gotta admit this view is nice. That’s a $888,000 view right there, right?

And it seems like maybe this house attracts a lot of rainbows, too. That can’t be a bad thing.

IDK how this room earned the Mickey Mouse Room distinction when literally every part of the house is the Mickey Mouse Room, but here you go.

 

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Bethany Erickson

Bethany Erickson lives in a 1961 Fox and Jacobs home with her husband, a second-grader, and Conrad Bain the dog. If she won the lottery, she'd by an E. Faye Jones home. She's taken home a few awards for her writing, including a Gold award for Best Series at the 2018 National Association of Real Estate Editors journalism awards, a 2018 Hugh Aynesworth Award for Editorial Opinion from the Dallas Press Club, and a 2019 award from NAREE for a piece linking Medicaid expansion with housing insecurity. She is a member of the Online News Association, the Education Writers Association, the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences, and the Society of Professional Journalists. She doesn't like lima beans or the word moist.

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  1. Betsy says

    Wow, just wow. And everyone should absolutely look at all the listing pictures. Just when you think it couldn’t get any better. Who wouldn’t want a Little Mermaid themed master bath? And putting the cat’s litter box in the Cheshire Cat bathroom, of course!

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