Tuesday $200,000: Spacious Cedars Master Will Steam You Up in More Ways Than One! This One’s For You, Herman Cain

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Herman Cain might like this weeks’ $200k sale: it’s all about the master. 1519 Beaumont Street in The Cedars features a sauna off the master that I would love to try out right about now. It also has a unique master bedroom platform configuration that I just do not understand, but maybe that is because I am old. Is this “platform” supposed to add spice to your sex life? As in, drumroll, presenting the bed! Is is guaranteed to keep husbands from straying?  Or is it a great place to film, ah how can I say this discretely, “videos”? Maybe you add curtains around the bed, how dramatic! Me, I think I’d just trip after too many glasses of bubbly seeking a potty lickety-split. 

The 2871 square foot condo was built in 2000 boasts 12 and 14 foot tall ceilings, three fireplaces, a huge master with one of those fireplaces, that sauna off the master bath, two showers, spacious closets, ceiling fans, kitchen with stainless appliance including a Viking dishwasher, a wall of glass block in the breakfast area, a large library-study with walls of 12 foot high bookcases, two living areas, three bedrooms and three separate entrances. Perfect work/live environment in a fun, funky part of town east of I 30 near Old City Park. Super pretty during the holidays, but check this out: Owner will consider owner financing for a qualified buyer. Asking $239,500, listed with Ronald Maddran of Virginia Cook.

This Master just doesn't "do it" for me, you?

Candy Evans, founder and publisher of CandysDirt.com, is one of the nation’s leading real estate reporters.

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  3. Kristian Peterson on November 30, 2011 at 5:51 am

    WOW..that's a great amount of space for the buck…..but that Master Bedroom is a little too 80's Vegas for me.

  4. Kristian Peterson on November 30, 2011 at 5:51 am

    WOW..that's a great amount of space for the buck…..but that Master Bedroom is a little too 80's Vegas for me.

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