Second Homes That Rock: I am in Love With a Toilet

Not just any toilet, but the Toto Neorest. It happens to be in the master bath of the second home I am enjoying here in (c-c-c-cold) New York City. It heats, washes, dries, all but buffs and powders your butt and is self-cleaning. I was more than delighted to see such high-quality fixtures in this home, and while there is no microwave oven, I can say who needs a microwave when you have a Neorest?

And what a smart seller to lure buyers with a luxury commode.