Almost, y’all. Almost.

Listen, like nine people are running for mayor in Dallas, but for $2.4 million you could be a mayor or something — as long as you don’t mind moving to Georgia.

In fact, you could own the whole town. No, wait, most of it. The seller says you can own most of a town.

Welcome to Toomsboro, Georgia, population 700. I’ll be honest — I’ve spoken to a lot of humans today, already, and at first I thought a whole town with nobody but me and maybe some people I like but understand the value of pajama pants and silence sounded great. (more…)

Have we got the million-dollar listing for you! This week we zeroed-in on Atlanta and found a Southern Living Georgia home that is gone-with-the-wind-fabulous, honey!

Nestled in the exquisite High Point community on the south side of Sandy Springs just north of Atlanta, you’ll enjoy a pristine 0.34-acre cul-de-sac lot, coupled by a generous 3,590-square-foot interior, and a stunning wrap-around front porch so you can twirl, twirl, twirl.

Come check out this week’s edition of “What Can I Get For a Million” at