Wednesday WTF

The Unassuming House That Will Have You Whipped

By Adlene Neely Dealey / May 13, 2020 / 3 Comments

One time, when I was in college, I had a professor that was, to all appearances, a quiet, unassuming, even milquetoast individual. He was, if you will, a mayonnaise on white bread sandwich — but then one night I discovered that there was a ghost pepper in that sandwich. Our good professor wandered out of […]

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We Have So Many Questions About This U.K. Home

By Adlene Neely Dealey / May 6, 2020 / 7 Comments

Every so often, you come across a listing in this gig that just leaves you with so many questions that you end up texting everyone you know late at night to make them look at the listing, too. This U.K. listing that came across our virtual desk (because our actual desk is a TV tray […]

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This Unfriendly Gal Is Gonna Need a Bigger Moat

By Adlene Neely Dealey / April 29, 2020 / 0 Comments

I have been called many a thing — just last week, it was “evil” and (checks notes) “unfriendly,” and a few weeks ago, “someone who glorifies day drinking.” Clearly the latter was hurled by someone who has never taped a tea bag string to the inside of her wine mug so it looks like Earl […]

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D is for Dallas, T is For ‘This Will Not Work’

By Adlene Neely Dealey / April 22, 2020 / 14 Comments

There has been a lot of completely weird things about living in a pandemic Dallas. People buying up all the toilet paper for no good reason. The fact that my neighbor has taken this “we’re not going anywhere so pants are optional” thing a little too far. The fact that it takes a psychic and […]

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Totally Tubular ’80s Mansion in California

By Adlene Neely Dealey / April 15, 2020 / 2 Comments

These days, you might want to go back in time when things were simpler and we could leave the house and not stalk Amazon Fresh delivery spots at midnight. How about all the way back to the ’80s? Today, we’d like to take you to Indian Wells, California, where we’ve found the ’80s motherlode. And […]

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Excuse Us, We Have So Many Questions

By Adlene Neely Dealey / April 8, 2020 / 3 Comments

It’s day 333.9594teadfasd of this shelter in place thing, and I think I’m doing A-OK. I do have some questions though. You guys good with questions? First, I need to know if wine comes in anything bigger, like a water cooler. If not, why not? Somebody get on this. No really, why don’t they make […]

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