Mimi Perez
Mimi Perez is a freelance writer and photographer for CandysDirt.com who lives in the Elm Thicket/Northpark neighborhood located in northwest Dallas.
Two things I really enjoy are comic strips and graffiti art, more specifically, bathroom graffiti. If you are lucky you can find the secret to life written on a bathroom stall. Needless to say, I was thrilled when the description of the house featured in this week’s column started off touting, “Spectacular Walls Of Comic…
So you say you love Olive Garden. So you say you love porn. Well, saddle up partners because we are going on a ride to a home decorated like an Olive Garden and set up for an adult video shoot. All you pearl clutchers out there, throw them pearls in the saddle bag. I do…
My Pop was never happier than when he was in his workshop, with his tools, rebuilding a motor to a lawnmower. Our mowers, much like our cars, could outrun anything on wheels. The rule was that if we came across a mower being left out for heavy trash pick up, we had to pick it…
In the 1990s, the makers of Pace Picante Sauce came up with a brilliant advertising campaign. Cowboys sitting around a campfire asked Cookie for more picante sauce. Having run out of Pace Picante Sauce, Cookie hands them a jar of sauce made in New York City. The cowboys get upset and threaten to hang ol’…
As I was surfing the interwebs, I came across the trailers for the new Barbie movie starring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling coming out July 21. Lord help me, I watched both of them. Those are five minutes of my life I will never get back. I am not completely sure if Barbie is geared…
