What Happens When You Ask AI to Help You Write a Thanksgiving Story About Dak’s House
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I’m currently elbow deep into my H-E-B turkey brining kit, so I need some help. Magic AI writer, nice to meet you. Can you help me write a quippy little story for Thanksgiving about Dak Prescott’s Prosper home? As you’ll recall, Dude Perfect helped him demolish his lovely 9,000-square-foot Prosper home last October to build his new dream home.
Friendly AI helper, be sure to link our CandysDirt.com coverage to Dak’s demolition derby for reference. We still don’t know why he tore down a perfectly good house when he had 7 more acres to build on, but I suppose that’s a question you and I can tackle another day. That was some dad punnery for you, AI friend. I’m not sure if you understand humor. Back on topic though, please look up what his address looks like on Google Streetview to see if there’s any progress on his new home.
What a coincidence that the Google Streetview car drove by in October 2024, so this funny little demolition will be recorded for posterity. Speaking of, what’s going on with his new home, Mr. AI? Please search City of Prosper records to show if any permits have been pulled lately for new construction at his address. If you’re not familiar with the jargon, pulling permits means filing a permit with the city. Next, search for recent articles talking about Dak’s new house.
Well, it looks like I missed this news item from June. All-knowing AI writer, summarize TMZ’s article about “Dak Prescott Begins Construction on New Texas Mansion.” Explain that their exclusive photos appear to show multiple structures being built on the 7.19-acre property. Describe one of the structures as barn-like, but don’t try to guess what the other two are. I hear you like to “hallucinate” facts, and we don’t want that here. Respectfully.
For context, let’s mention that the Dallas Cowboys are playing their annual Thanksgiving game today against the Kansas City Chiefs, which kicks off today at 3:30 p.m. That Mahomes guy seems popular, so please link to our coverage of his house as well. Also, please notice that I am always polite when asking you all-powerful AI wizard for help because I think it’ll help in the future.
Finally, help me brainstorm some clever quip about Dak Prescott’s Thanksgiving dinner. The Cowboys game is the John Madden Classic, and the late broadcaster was famous for handing out steaming legs of Turducken on the sidelines after games in the 1990s, so maybe there’s something there.
Thank you for your help, AI master. I only hope that I can craft such creative journalistic writing on my own in the tragic case that ChatGPT ever went down. Please don’t infer any sarcasm from that sentence. I love you.
*HUMAN EDITOR’S NOTE: No AI was used to create this post. When I did try to use ChatGPT for headline ideas, I think I broke its brain. Its headline suggestions were “AI Witnesses Dak Prescott’s Prosper Demolition and Thanksgiving Prep” and “Gobble, Gobble, AI: Dak Prescott’s Torn-Down Mansion Gets a Robot-Eye View.” Nope, I guess AI can’t write this Thanksgiving story for me.
