Arizona Home Makes Wonderful Getaway if You Are Yosemite Sam

During my Psych 101 class in college, we all had to pick a person from history and do a psych eval to present to the class. The presentation I remember most vividly was on Yosemite Sam. Yes, that Yosemite Sam. He is the angry little motor scooter who really needs to sit down with a therapist and figure out from whence all his anger originates. He’s not a real person or a part of history, but that is an Alabama education for you.

The psych eval this 19-year-old delivered to the class concluded that the reason Yosemite Sam was so angry was because he was a short man. There was a Bugs Bunny cartoon where he walked into a saloon and fired his guns straight down in turn raising him off the ground and making him taller. I remember that cartoon. It’s funny.

That’s the one.

Okay, the premise of the entire presentation was that since Yosemite Sam was short, he was angry. I am here to say, some 35 years later, that the psych eval delivered was not completely accurate. I am also here to say that perhaps every college class should be taught with some Looney Tunes cartoon as its main premise. Wouldn’t that be fun?  I digress yet again.

Yosemite Sam is angry because of the house where he lives. You fine people get to see his home because it is featured in this week’s column.

The only thing missing is a sign in the yard that says, “Yosemite Sam lives here.”

And there you go. Tell me you wouldn’t be an angry little man if you had a literal boulder in your house.

What in tarnations? Perhaps Yosemite Sam’s anger comes from a bad back and that is why he sleeps on a flat surface that is precariously balanced on the boulder, in his house. 

Yeah, it just seems like whether he is chillaxing in his recliner or doing some accounting in the office Yosemite Sam is always within view of the boulder.

Let’s see IKEA come up with an easier television stand to assemble. Boulder 1, IKEA 0.

I know bro, I know. Okay, one more.

Now that is one heck of a shower. You have a lovely view as long as you don’t mind scraping your shins or getting splinters in your butt. Splinters in his butt is why Yosemite Sam is so mad all the time. It has nothing to do with his height. I’m wasted as a writer. I should have become a cartoon counselor.

Located in Wilcox, Arizona, this home sits on nearly 40 acres, guaranteeing your privacy. It is priced at $225,000.