The Oscars Are This Sunday and This Michigan Penthouse Is a Contender for Most Dramatic

The Oscars, that’s right, the granddaddy of all awards shows is coming up this Sunday. I love the Oscars. It is such a dramatic production. All these former theatre kids actually grew up to be actors and now there’s a chance to win an award. That is what I call a good time.

Okay, so maybe some of these theatre kids participated in athletics because that was one heck of a slap. I digress. In recognition of the Oscars, I have found the most dramatic home to write about this week. It will make you want to take a chapter out of Will Smith’s book and go slap somebody.

If this is the first time you’ve read Wednesday WTF then it is at this point that you need to brace. You see, all of my regular readers have already assumed the duck and cover position because they know what’s coming.

That is the first of many, many statues that have their boobies flying out and about in this penthouse.

Oh Leo, she’s too old for you. I do make myself giggle.

Even the statues can’t believe what they are seeing. Okay, this column is an ode to the Oscars and drama. I got you.

You’ve got two peeping statues checking out the action in the painting.

Bro dramatically stepping out of the fireplace.

The head of a drama llama. Let’s go to the kitchen. Let’s see what surprise they have waiting for us.

Who could do the dishes while Caesar is at your back? That’s a crazy use of mirrors in the kitchen, and how big is that statue that its reflection is on the upper cabinet?

So, let’s review. We are expected to prepare a well-balanced meal for our loved ones while Caesar’s butt is pointed right at us. I know it’s a statue but that has to violate numerous health codes. And then, AND THEN, we are supposed to eat said nutritious meal while Caesar flashes his weiNOR at us as we eat. Typically there’s a cover charge for that kind of show. Ladies, am I right?

So here come the three most dramatic pictures from this penthouse.

It makes you want to throw yourself over the handrail doesn’t it? I know. Let’s go check out the bathrooms.

“Ma’am! Ma’am, yo boobies be popping out!”

The Muppets should have won all the Oscars ever given. Just sayin’.

I will say, the wallpaper almost completely distracts you from the commode and toilet seat that can be found in any elementary school. Now, much like the Oscars broadcast, I could keep going. There were a total of 149 photos uploaded with this listing. But like a true a Hollywood professional, I know you have seen enough to know you have seen too much. I don’t want to abuse our relationship because in the end, what you think is what matters most to me.

Come on! I couldn’t write about the Oscars and not use Sally Field. Man, I am really funny.

This 5,000-square-foot penthouse located in Ann Arbor, Michigan is listed for $7 million.