The 80s-Era Ranch With the Laura Ashley Je Ne Sais Quoi

By now, if you’ve been playing along at home every Wednesday, you know that if we show you an 80s-era Ranch that looks completely normal on the exterior elevation, we’re going to basically bait and switch you in the interior, right?

Good. Because that’s what we’re doing today with this house that came to me via Twitter, where everything terrible, awesome, horrific, and amazing lives.

So this is a four-bedroom, two-bath home with all kinds of entertaining space, including a large living room, a formal dining room, lots of room outside plus a pool, a historical burial plot in the front yard …

Yeah, that’s not even the reason I’m writing about this house but yes, burial plot in the front yard, yadda, yadda, yadda.

The real story is the custom kitchen. CUSTOM KITCHEN Y’ALL.

OK, the other real story may be every other room of this “one of a kind, artistic home,” too.

I mean, this is some 80s goodness. Laura Ashley in every room. Dusty rose and mint green. Floral everything.

 

But can we go back to the kitchen? Because I feel like we need to talk about it some more.

I mean, um, it’s very artistic?

And there’s an island. Y’all like islands, right? And if you worship at the altar of Mary Engelbreit and stan for all things twee, this is probably the kitchen for you. I mean, there’s tassels and everything. TASSELS, Y’ALL.

Want to see more pictures? Yes. There are more. Click here if you haven’t gotten enough of this 80s-era goodness. Is this your jam? Let us know in the comments.